My Life in a Jar? :)

Having lots of friends means nothing to me. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.

excuse-my-charisma:

Thankful

I’m thankful for:
God,
My crazy family,
Hot water,
My friends,
My boyfriend,
Defrosters,
Guns,
Fat cats,
The gameroom at the Crutchfield’s where so much shit goes down,
Cross dressers and Gorilla suits,
The Colts,
Troy Tulowitzki,
Face soap,
Ron Burgundy,
‘66 corvettes,
Jesus dying on that cross,
My English teacher,
Snuggies,
The Town because I really want to rob a bank,
Stolen sweatshirts,
Toothpaste,
iPhones,
Otter boxes,
Heated seats,
Dark Allies,
Boiled Peanuts, and
You, yes you :)

Nigger, What is this Sorcery?!